Thursday, May 2, 2013

A "mature" Google search term.


First of all I want to link up with Sarah and Helene for Google Search Terms! 

I came across this little gem of a link up and just had to play.

Now I've had some pretty boring search terms such as: Girlfriend, My girlfriend, Jill... and so on. 

Thanks to my post a couple of days ago some one searched "peed their pants" and found me. Awesome. 

But there is one Google search term that sticks out like a sore thumb. I found it so strange that Beth and I even had a conversation about it on twitter the other day before I knew this was going to  be a link up.

Now I have to forewarn you mine is pretty dirty... and it makes me giggle!




Here goes: My Google search term is.... "Mature woman jilling off"

I mean what? 

My name is used as a verb for female masturbation? 

Who searches for these things? Well I hope whoever it was at least stayed long enough to read a post.... 

I understand it wasn't what you were looking for, but hey, I hope you enjoyed yourself anyways there fella!



Venus Trapped in Mars


So today I finished my Advocare 10 Day Cleanse! Cue the streamers and balloons.

It was was very doable. The hardest part for me was not being able to drink. Every afternoon I yearned for a glass of wine. I put a magnum in the fridge last night to celebrate to after I run today. 

Stay tuned in tomorrow to find out my results! I am so ecstatic!  


5 comments:

  1. thanks so much for linking up!! that really is just too weird, jilling?! haha

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  2. I almost asked for the cleanse details until I saw that you couldn't drink on it. HMMM... nevermind!! haha I'm terrible.

    I have never heard of "jilling off" but at least you are mature and not barely legal jilling off!

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  3. Ha ha...I had a search for jilling off once too! I had to urban dictionary it and there it was! My husband got it right away because his name is "Jack" and well..that phrase is much more well known! :)

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